Playlists

The NSFW Playlist.

The NSFW Playlist.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PLAYLIST AT WORK! Seriously, you WILL get fired. This is a NSFW playlist, and contains some very offensive songs that can and will earn you a trip to HR. Likewise, do not listen to the NSFW playlist around children, or around anyone who is easily offended. I’m serious all!

So, why a NSFW playlist? Well – sometimes there’s a song that I just want to add to a playlist, but I don’t feel is appropropriate due to offensive language, overly sexual themes, or what have you. Sometimes I’ll slip it in anyways (that’s what she said), but usually I try to keep things at a PG-13 rating around AudioPerfecta land. After all, I want you to be able to play these songs around your kids and grandma, though grandma might not appreciate some of the louder playlists. Anyways, I dedicate this playlist to all those songs that I occasionally censor.

What songs do I include? I bring you a few classic from bands such as The Divinyls, LaTour, and King Missile. I also bring a few deep cuts from Ninja Sex Party and Da Vinci’s Notebook. There’s even some songs that are more or less PG-13 from U2, Bell Biv, Devoe, and Color Me Badd. Of course, this playlist contains some extremely explicit songs by Jonathan Coulton, Peaches, and 2 Live Crew. The NSFW playlist, an absolute orgy of dirty songs.

Enjoy the playlist, and if you feel offended, you might want to skip to the next track.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!

Did the NSFW Playlist offend you?

If the answer is no, then you need professional help. Seriously – that Gwar song even offended Gwar themselves! I almost didn’t include it, mainly because, well that goes without saying! Oy. I still might pull song before this article publishes, so this paragraph might make no sense (edit: I ommited the Gwar song, and no….I won’t tell you the title).

So now, you need a palate cleanser. So, go listen to my playlist about dreams and rainbows. Or maybe you want a religious playlist, some Christian Rock. Maybe you just need a chill pill. Whatever you need, search my playlists and you’re sure to find something for your weary soul. You don’t want the songs from the NSFW playlist in your head for too long after all.

Do you follow AudioPerfecta on Facebook or Twitter? No? Did you know we post a cover song everyday? Just search for the hashtag #coveroftheday, and bam! There you go. We even take requests.

Come back tomorrow for a slightly less offensive article – I listen to the band Mastodon for the very first time! My reactions and opinions might just get entertaining!